*Updated* The Rules of Admins

by **Link** on Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:30 am

The various rules about current *December 23, 2010* admins as follows.

1. Link is the master of this forum.
2. Do NOT talk about *topic*.
3. We are hax.
4. HAX is legion.
5. HAX does not forgive, Roxas forgets.
6. Saria can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Amy is still able to ban.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation.
10. If an admin says, you follow.
15. Rule 15 skips all. There are real rules about admination.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. l337$p33k is banned.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
61. You cannot divide by zero.

69. Sexual content is not allowed on this board via images or video. Explicit sex text is not allowed on this board.
88. All numbers skipped are invalid.
100. Weegee is hax.
101. Laminate the lamp, seek the hourglass, and fight for your country.
110. All terrorists will die.
128. Alpha Protocol is hax.
129. Resident Evil 5 is hax.
124. Buy a PS3 for Link, he will play RE5Gold and possibly CoD Black Ops.
139. Zelda is the best game series ever. Hands FUCKING down.
9001. Roxas is retarded. Every other admin is awesome.
90002. Rule 9001 is partially a lie.
9002. Roxas is Link's n!gga. ~Engraved~
50. Link wishes that Jessica, his hot, awesome friend would get back on.
51. Double negatives are invalid.
83. Jessica is nominated for Ocarina of Time fan club headmistress.
84. Roxas is nominated for awesome position, as per Link's suggestion.
85. Amy is nominated for sweetest admin.
86. Any admin that hasn't been mentioned yet is nominated for the revival submission.
87. VentusXII is and will always be Link's n!gga on YouTube.
88. VanitasXII is nominated for most inactive and most active admin ever. Beastliness ensues.